Tuesday, September 30, 2014

September 2014

Moving things from home

We got a free upgrade from the car rental company for this visit. We had a mini van, and were able to load it up with things from Pete's shop.......
.....including this couch we got free on Craigslist a few months ago. I'm looking forward to seeing it restored!



We brought more books for our creepy themed bookshelf. Here's the collection so far.


A few creepy spots in our neighborhood
Speaking of creepy, I was finally able to get a decent photo of the local Staab Funeral Home sign, since they just trimmed the bushes. 


This video does not do it justice, but this seems to be the life sized version of Pete's cemetery on a hill ring. It just needs a better fence.

 Buy this ring here!




Panoramic view 
Here's the view from our attic window. If you listen closely you can hear me breathing like Darth Vader through my respirator mask.


Roof repair
One of the urgent issues we needed addressed was the leaky roof. We've had pretty good luck with contractors so far-except for roofers. I called about 10 companies, some too disorganized to send someone to complete a house call and many others not returning my calls at all.  I managed to get two estimates last month, the first in the mid range price and the second way too cheap not to be concerned. By September no one was returning my phone calls, and the one guy I had an appointment with cancelled. 

We have no idea how long the roof has been leaking, but learned that getting water/ice in your roof  can damage the structure once its starts freezing/melting/cracking. 

Apparently people in our city are real procrastinators, waiting until right before winter to get their damaged roofs repaired. 

In desperation we bought a tarp and were going to beg anyone to secure it over the leak for the winter. Pete's plan C was to cut out where the roof hatch was and put the tarp up himself, which seemed like a horrible idea.  We have no safety harnesses and no hatch to close up any hole he would have cut through. And as most of you know Pete is not exactly graceful.

 Luckily we met Ed, who was introduced to us via a neighbor. He patched the roof for $25.!! 
 "Its a temporary fix, but it should hold for the winter. Call me back if there are any problems" Maybe Ed thinks its 1933, and is charging depression era prices. We tried to give him more money, but he refused. 

Thank you, Ed!!



Another fireplace!
Certainly our most noteworthy find of this trip, Pete took down the wall in the maids bedroom to reveal this sixth fireplace, located directly above the kitchen fireplace. On the other side of the wall to the left of this photo is the really small bathroom, which we are going to expand into this room. The awkwardness of this dividing wall shows that this house was obviously built pre-indoor plumbing. We now plan to put a gas fireplace in here, how nice it will be to have one of those warming up the bathroom in January!



Dining room demolition
Pete finished pulling down the drop ceiling in the dining room.

He opened up the small doorway to reveal the original pocket door entryway.


Here is the right side low tech stopper for the pocket door. This was all that was left, there's no hardware installed anywhere.

Plaster is heavy. Heavy and exhausting.




It's sort of like shuffleboard
This is my new friend, the tile pry bar. I don't know how anyone could remove cemented down tiles without one!


Goodbye, cold slippery floor. This photo shows the cement board. Under that is the original wood floor. I'm sure some forensic sundial astronomer weirdo out there can tell what time these photos were taken by the sunlight filtering through the window. 


The basement



 In spite of fixing the gutters last month, that one corner of the basement is still muddy, an area I am now referring to as the swamp. Those two pipes, which we have yet to figure out what purpose they originally served, seem to be the root of the problem. Stumpy, filled with water, and cracked, I tried to thread a wire through one of them to see where it went, without success.


After pulling down the aluminum siding that was covering the swamp wall, we discovered another vertical wood "support" beam, not touching the ground, severely damaged by the water and just dangling from the top post. We installed four support jacks. Although the house has been in this state for a prolonged amount of time, it was pretty unnerving seeing this damage. My heart was racing when Pete tightened the supports, the house creaking with every turn of the wrench.  We plan to make an appointment with our structural engineer for a consultation on our next visit so we can address this issue properly. I'm hoping he has one of those endoscope type cameras that the Roto Rooter guys have, so we can see whats going on with those pipes!



A total hack job, this is the support jack in the thick of the swamp. It sits on two blocks of wood, on mud.  It was the best damage control we could complete, given our time constraints. I'm expecting it to be submerged on our next trip. I'm going to start a betting pool as to how far it will sink by our next visit in late November. $2. to place your bet, winner takes all. Contact me via email if you would like to place a bet. 

That black spot in the upper right of the frame is Ebola.


Here's the post that was attached to the work bench. Someone got really pissed at that beam.



More noteworthy debris
Will the fun ever end? Here's some random finds from our September trip

I could have very easily missed this notation on the last page of this paper. From what I could tell it was something from either the former owners law studies or his civil service job. Unfortunately the author of this gem is not identified, nor is the context explained. 


Well, hello ladies!
At first glance we thought this was the fur coat the former owner bought and never paid for. (The one resulting in a $3000. lien on the house, for those of you just joining us.) I guess this was the starter coat, being that its faux fur. We washed it, along with the other clothes left behind, and donated it all to the city homeless shelter. This coat will certainly keep someone warm, it feels like its about 15 pounds.





Is this a collectors edition? Does it have any resale value?



Cheap eating in 1952. This was taped to the inside of a promotional desk calendar



A union-esque plumbing manual. I like the design of the cover.



The third, and most pathetic set of encyclopedias in the house.




This party invitation from 1906 is the oldest artifact we have found so far. Looking good for being 107 years old.



I'm baffled as to what these could be. We found them in the kitchen. Slantfin is still in business, they manufacture boilers.UPDATE: Disappointingly, these are baseboard radiator end-caps.




Found this new in the box, with the note taped to it. Very 1975



These sweet church lady hats were upstairs in the bedroom closet. I had a hard time throwing them away.



Found this old school respirator mask in the basement. 



I should just toss this old wrapping paper, but cant bring myself to do it, probably because it reminds me of Christmas when I was small.



We are holding on to this to see what will happen when we plug it in.



We've been bringing home these records little by little. So far we've listened to some of the 45s in the pile. All 1960s soul, and every one that plays is amazing. Someone had great taste in music.



This is the companion to the other teal cabinet found in the basement. This one is in better condition.



These colors generate a horrible response in me, somewhere between acid reflux and nausea.



Too bad for Lory! This was written on a beam in the attic.


Pete didn't think so, but this sounds pretty raunchy to me.




 These stickers were stuck above the fireplace in the maids bedroom. The Dracula sticker is pretty cool.



Hey, tough guy! 

Found this obscure martial arts training book. I'm sure the conversation went something like this:
"Krav Maga? Don't bother with that crap. I study Seisan Kata, of Isshinru Karate"




Here's an old school weight training vest, because carrying their own body weight around is just way too easy for some people. 


Newspapers
Pete found several newspapers in the house, two in the ceiling of the dining room and a few more in the attic.

Gender wars

Listen up, kids, a phone in your room is status, so be sure to nag your parents for that land line party line for your room.

More cheap meats.





That's right ladies, spend all your time pleasing your husband. 

The headline on the left seems like its right out of The Onion



I don't get the point of the cream sandwich in this ad. 


Jeez Rose, its not like you are curing stroke or Parkinson's disease. It's hair. You can aways shave or pluck it. Stop exaggerating.


Our first mail delivery
Our friend Amanda told us it really sinks in when you get your first piece of mail delivered to your house.  Our friend Matt sent this very appropriate Halloween card to the house from New York. We were there when the mailman delivered it to us.



I'm dreading this 
Wayne, who has been mowing our lawn, brought me this. Its the impending reminder that I have to learn how to drive. I'd like to get a phony "student driver"sign for my car and keep it permanently displayed, even after I get my licence. People seem to stay away from student drivers on the road. 

I started practicing with Wayne's tractor mower. Maybe I will have Pete build me a go cart, and work my way up to golf cart.

Flora and Fauna
More living and dead things found in and around the house. 


WHAT is THIS? I found this critter in the basement, in the work bench drawer. 



Pete found this half mummified half skeleton-ized bird in the attic.


This is what survived of the once thriving gardens from the 1960s. There were bees pollinating the tiny flowers in this bush in spite of the fact that half of the bush was dead.


Our poor tree stump, adorned with cement slabs for reasons unknown.

Unidentified berries growing from a large bush.